In our darkest hours, a new hero has emerged in our struggle against Second Amendment infringements. Using his close familial connection to the ‘Large Fella’ himself and influence in all the right TLAs (three letter agencies), he is fighting the for the rights of those, like him, who are being penalized for daring to use alternative pharmaceuticals. Fear not fellow patriots, Super Hunter is here!
As you may recall, Super Hunter faced a cruel and inhumane first-time offender diversion program for his multiple felony gun law violations. When his plea bargain, which included several misdemeanor charges for millions of dollars of undeclared income, fell apart, it put him in real danger. Now indicted on three counts related to his lying on a form purchasing a gun and possessing a gun as an admitted illegal drug user, the full weight of the federal law could very well fall on him.
But good news! One of the charges alleging he broke the law against drug users having guns, has already been dropped. I have no doubt this will be a President… ummm, precedent setting move. Illegal drug users around the country are no doubt experiencing a collective sigh of relief.
Super Hunter’s lawyers have already given notice they intend to challenge the constitutionality of this law. They are pointing to a case making its way through the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals based on the NYSRPA. v. Bruen decision’s new text, history, and tradition test.
Super Hunter unquestionably has some skin in this game. Actual felony convictions could jeopardize his membership in the Washington DC bar, which thus far through his self-documented drug addiction and prostitute use, as well as aborted plea deals, remains in good standing. It could also hinder future international business deals with foreign leaders and underworld business tycoons who we all know have a serious aversion to being associated with less than reputable members of powerful political families.
A win here could be enormous for the industry. The market potential for drug users who would be running, well, somehow finding their way to their local gun store is substantial. They will of course be faced with the age-old dilemma of whether they have drug money or gun money to spend. But let us not forget the health benefit for gun store clerks who will no longer have to suffer (RES) Rolling Eye Syndrome from constantly having to deal with people trying to use their medical marijuana card as a form of identification.
It is speculated the only reason the federal government has not legalized drugs and removed that annoying question 21(f) on Form 4473 is because they have nothing to gain. This of course isn’t true. When cigarette tax revenue started drying up do to Stop Smoking campaigns, states found a replacement income with marijuana licensing and sales taxes. Afterall, the states knew marijuana is safe to sell and use when licensed and taxed. Therefore, the answer is federal licensing and tax!
Why should just the states get all the benefits of drug regulation? Federal AND state control can both exist. Federal licensing of drug dealers, a Federal Ph(F)armaceutical Licensee (FFL) will bring in revenue, as can prosecution of non-licensees who are engaged in the business. The best part is the federal government already has a model for this.
This is definitely a case for Second Amendment advocates to watch. Some say the most likely outcome here is the case being plea bargained down to misdemeanor, dismissed outright or even pardoned, rendering his constitutional challenge moot. However, we all know Super Hunter will reject all that! He’s going to stick with it all the way to the United States Supreme Court so medical and recreational drug users around the country can legally obtain and possess firearms.
Carry on Super Hunter. Carry on.
Bob
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